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		<title>Shop Names and Signs Seen Around Manila and Suburbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alabank (Rural bank of Alabang) Babalik Karinderia Bote Nga Sa &#8216;Yo (Used Bottle Shop) Candies Be Love? (candy store) Christopher Plumbing (plumbing contractor) Cinna Von (a laundromat) Cleopata&#8217;s (bakahan and manukan) Crispy per minute (Crispy Pata Eatery) by: AR from Sydney Visit PinoyJokes.net]]></description>
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<p>Alabank (Rural bank of Alabang)</p>
<p>Babalik Karinderia</p>
<p>Bote Nga Sa &#8216;Yo (Used Bottle Shop)</p>
<p>Candies Be Love? (candy store)</p>
<p>Christopher Plumbing (plumbing contractor)</p>
<p>Cinna Von (a laundromat)</p>
<p>Cleopata&#8217;s (bakahan and manukan)</p>
<p>Crispy per minute (Crispy Pata Eatery)</p>
<p>by: AR from Sydney</p>
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		<title>Who is Pinoy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. You&#8217;re related to everyone. 2. Your parents call each other &#8220;Mommy&#8221; and &#8220;Daddy.&#8221; 3. You have uncles and aunts named Boy, Girlie, or Baby. 4. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables, such as Jun-Jun,Ling-Ling, Mon-Mon. 5. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents&#8217; friends &#8220;Tito&#8221; and &#8220;Tita.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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<p>1. You&#8217;re related to everyone.<br />
2. Your parents call each other &#8220;Mommy&#8221; and &#8220;Daddy.&#8221;<br />
3. You have uncles and aunts named Boy, Girlie, or Baby.<br />
4. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables, such as Jun-Jun,Ling-Ling, Mon-Mon.<br />
5. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents&#8217; friends &#8220;Tito&#8221; and &#8220;Tita.&#8221;<br />
6. All of your children have four or five names.<br />
7. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.<br />
8. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave a room.<br />
9. Your grandmother greets you by giving you &#8220;smelling kisses.&#8221;<br />
10. You live with your parents until-and at times even after you&#8217;re married.</p>
<p>rowena_o From sydney</p>
<p>source: <a href="http://pinoyjokes.net">www.pinoyjokes.net</a></p>
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		<title>Filipinos have a great sense of humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filipinos have a great sense of humour. They always find time to exchange a joke or two, or weave an amusing story. Aside from being amusing, Pinoy jokes reflect the Filipinos&#8217; ability to adapt to changing times. Pinoy jokes also demonstrate the Filipino way of looking at things: to make fun out of our own [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Filipinos have a great sense of humour. They always find time to exchange a joke or two, or weave an amusing story.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Aside from being amusing, Pinoy jokes reflect the Filipinos&#8217; ability to adapt to changing times. Pinoy jokes also demonstrate the Filipino way of looking at things: to make fun out of our own misfortunes. &#8216;Why worry? Be happy!&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Truly, Pinoy jokes show the Filipinos&#8217; skills in story-telling and improvisation.</p></blockquote>
<p>Admin Notes: The above quotes are excerpted from &#8220;The Best of PinoyJokes.net&#8221; book form of www.pinoyjokes.net and is reprinted here to give us a background of our Jokes category. May we also add, the kind of jokes that Filipinos weave are truly &#8216;Only in the Philippines&#8217; type. Very unique. Very contextual.</p>
<p>Grab a copy of <a href="http://thebestofpinoyjokes.net">The Best of Pinoyjokes.net</a></p>
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